March 2012
“We spoke all night in tongues,
in fingertips, in teeth.”
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Robert Hass, from “Spring”
(via the-final-sentence)
donthidebeproud asked: wtf? I laughed so much right now! How are you a glass of whisky with ice cubes? What it is suppose to mean? xDDD
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junkyard-bodhisattva replied to your post: Last night at the bar I was cracking off mad jokes about this fat slutty girl with a Harry Potter tattoo.
you are so un-well.
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Last night at the bar I was cracking off mad jokes...
“You just know that one came to find someone to stick their wand in her deathly hollow.”
“Accio diabetes!”
“I bet her patronus is cholesterol.”
“Her room of requirement’s a fridge.”
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February 2012
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The weather is super shitty but I love that I can see the lake from my window because it looks so cool when it’s windy/shitty out
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This blog is pure gold. →
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The straight-gay-bisexual love triangle/battle in ninja scroll is so intense.
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bellsnmissiles replied to your post: wait—half jamaican/half persian fr realsies? HOW does that happen? (not trollin, but being full iranian myself i can’t imagine an iranian mating with a jamaican because we’re known for being superacist). also h8 being anon but i havent updated my tumblr in an embarrassingly long time so there
haha sweet i guess i didnt post as an anon….. cool. -__-
it was an...
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When discussing music and the validity of a certain band/artist I think the most pretentious statement ever is “Well I’m a musician so…”
As if that makes your opinion an end all of legitimacy.
I mean come on. Every person in every shitty band in the history of shitty music is a “musician”. That doesn’t mean they know anything at all about g o o d music.
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mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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a romantic story
elixiroverdose:
imaddcraze:
number-fucking-six:
And they lived happily ever after.
CRAP NO
LEAVE ME BE WITH MY HUSBAND
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I can’t believe I first saw this when I was like 14.
No wonder I’m so fucking weird.
Fucked up and watching
Ninja scroll.
Shit’s way more vulgar than I remembered.
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bellsnmissiles asked: wait--half jamaican/half persian fr realsies? HOW does that happen? (not trollin, but being full iranian myself i can't imagine an iranian mating with a jamaican because we're known for being superacist). also h8 being anon but i havent updated my tumblr in an embarrassingly long time so there
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Lol I’m actually at a mfoy.
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Watch
Loiter Squad, Odd Future’s new Jackass-inspired and sketch-heavy Adult Swim show, debuts next month, and we’ve already seen a quick glimpse of a particularly amateurish skit about an armless dentist. And now the crew has posted the full trailer to the show, which looks like about what you’d expect: Lots of costumes, occasional stunts, a bit of live footage, and a whole ton of these guys laughing...
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